The Batman and Warts

Well I was able to slip away and see it this afternoon. AWESOME!!!!!! That is all I can say.

I did miss 3 minutes and 20 seconds of it at about the second hour. I went to the little pastors room twice before the movie started. I could not hold it any longer. I sprinted in there and did just enough to hold me until after the movie.

It was a dark movie. Not quite the Jack Nicholas of the one from 20 years ago. (man that is weird to say).

Anyway about the warts on my foot. On of them had this little flappy thing. Liz said hey let me look at that. Well then she started to pull on it. It was however attached. Not it is bleeding. So I had to grab a hold of it and yank out a hunk of meat out of my foot. Blood shoots everywhere. Liz fainted in the floor. I had to pour salt on it to get it to quit long enough to build a fire, heat my knife and cauterize the wound. I then coated it in chewed bark and wrapped a dirty pare of underwear around it. I should live.

Liz may never recover from the shock of it all.......

Warts

I have these 2 big nasty warts on the top of my foot. I have been ignoring them because, well, no one saw them. Liz put some stuff on it and it burned and hurt and I made her take it off. So I just continued with the warts. Well they got so big that now it hurts to wear shoes. My boots rub on them.

So, Liz and this acid poison stuff she has came back. Oh my goodness, this crud BURNS. Well after two days of it I looked at my foot and i have this giant chemical burn on my foot. I think she is trying to kill me or is punishing me because our home computer is sick. So I have put an end to the hemlock acid on my foot. I mean this crap is eating a hole in my foot.

I guess I have to go to the doc and get her to cut them off. I could just do it with my pocket knife.....

Busy Day

Today is going to be one those days. I have to preach at a local nursing home at 4. I really enjoy doing this. The people are so nice. It is a group of about 30. We sing a few old hymns then I bring a message for about 15 minutes.

Then tonight I am teaching the men's bible study. I have a new word that I will be bringing so I have been working on it a lot. I pray that God will speak through me.